{"product_id":"mouse-pad-powered-by-caffeine-ibuprofen-va-delays-military-skull-desk-mat","title":"Mouse Pad — “Powered by Caffeine, Ibuprofen \u0026 VA Delays” Military Skull Desk Mat","description":"This rectangular mouse pad brings grit and dark humor to your desk. The distressed skull design, coffee mug, and pill bottle read like a veteran’s badge — a little rough around the edges, proudly caffeinated, and laughably resigned to bureaucracy. Thin and low-profile, it stays unobtrusive while adding character to long work sessions or late-night gaming. The textured surface lets your mouse glide smoothly, and the non-slip rubber base keeps everything steady during intense clicks. It’s the kind of accessory that makes the day feel a little more bearable — familiar, honest, and a little irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth glide surface for precise mouse movement\u003cbr\u003e- Full-front, high-contrast print with vivid, distressed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber base keeps pad firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable high-density foam with ultra-thin 1\/16\" (1.58 mm) profile\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided rectangular design, easy to clean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":52954197983521,"sku":"15253268906172386430","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/1773\/1617\/files\/15402614146782027726_2048.jpg?v=1783380757","url":"https:\/\/aek-apparel.com\/products\/mouse-pad-powered-by-caffeine-ibuprofen-va-delays-military-skull-desk-mat","provider":"AEK Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}